an open letter to some people

Dear Beyonce,

I can't get this song out of my head.  I love it.  I love the brass section, I LOVE the drum line.  I love this lyric, "London speed it up, Houston ROCK IT!!!"  But here's the thing.  I've noticed that you always wear these really...we'll say...revealing tops on your album covers.  I just think you could wear something a little less trash and a little more class.  It kind of seems desperate, like you don't think anyone will buy your album unless your shirt has less fabric than Tarzan's loin cloth.  Beyonce, listen to me...we will still buy your album if you wear an actual shirt, I promise.


Dear HISHE,

I will love you forever for this.






Dear Self,

Stop buying shoes.  You're supposed to be saving for that road trip.  Also, those Chucks are pretty sweet.