so we have this deal

This is a very important post, full of stuff you absolutely HAD to know so pay attention.  Also, sarcasm.

My roommate, The Asian, can play the ukulele, but she didn't know how to use chopsticks.  Which is weird because she's like...half Japanese.  Luckily for her I am also half Japanese and I know how to use chop sticks...but I didn't know how to play the ukulele.  So we made this deal where we teach each other our knowledge of stuff.  So now, she knows how to use chopsticks....

And I can play these two songs on the ukulele.  Yes, I am bragging.

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