i rag on him ALL of the time

Sir Frankfurt Sampson Lincolnlog the First 
aka Frank the Jerk
aka disgusting, perverted Frank

So, I have this love/hate relationship with my fish.  One time he totally hit on me.  It was wildly inappropriate seeing as he's a fish and I am not even close to being a fish.  Also, it was extremely cocky for him to just assume there was something there.  I mean, it's not like I encouraged him or anything.  Just because I feed you and clean your bowl, that does not mean I'm into you FRANK.

what a creep

Now I just want to get rid of him, but I don't have the heart to flush him or cause his death in any unnatural way because I'm a human being people and I don't go around killing fish willy nilly.  I did stab a guy in a dream...just the one time, but that hardly makes me a fish killer.  Although once Frank did jump out of the bowl and I tried to scoop him up with a fork.  Except it's not actually my fault he chose to attempt an escape while he was in the kitchen.

hiding in the back, pansy

I kind of don't want to be rid of him though. Mostly because the decor in his bowl matches my bathroom really well. I can make sacrifices for the sake of interior design.